Kelly Gruber on “The Superstars”

After thinking about my previous article, my all time Jays team, I remembered another instance where Kelly Gruber proved his unrivalled natural athleticism.  It was in 1991 on a show called “The Superstars”.  The Superstars was a television sports competition pitting stars from each sport against one another in various events from swimming to running to basketball and even kayaking.  Shows today that are spinoffs from the original Superstars include “The World’s Strongest Man” and “Pros vs. Joes”.  Notable winners include OJ Simpson, Herschel Walker, Jason Sehorn, Decathlete Dave Johnson and…. Kelly Gruber.

 

In 1991 Kelly Gruber became the first and only baseball player to win the Superstars title.  He moved on from a first round heat which included the likes of Jerry Rice, Andre Rison and Barry Bonds.  In the final, Kelly Gruber faced off against a football-heavy field of competitors that included Herschel Walker, Gary Anderson, Anthony Miller, Barry Sanders, Tim Wallach, Jim Jensen, hurdler Renaldo Nehimiah and Merril Hoge.

In the first event, swimming, Kelly Gruber easily defeated the field with a time of 26.84, a full 4 seconds faster than runner up Renaldo Nehimiah.

Gruber easily wins the 50 yard swim.

Damn it feels good to be a Gangsta

Gruber skipped the next event, weightlifting, because he was obviously way too big a stud and didn’t want to show up the rest of his competitors.  Neal Anderson won with a 320lbs lift. Incidentally, pre-steroid Barry Bonds was unable to lift 200lbs.

Time to hit the HGH, Barry

The next event was Kayaking where our friend Gruber set a Superstars course record of 28.22.

Gruber the kayaking phenom

Kayaking superstar

Not known for his Basketball skills, being a good ol’ Texan boy Gruber came to play and finished second in the basketball event to Gary Anderson who set a Superstars record with 34 points, slightly ahead of Gruber’s 29. Not a bad showing at all.

Anderson sports a nice fade

In the bike racing competition, Kelly finished second to that pesky Renaldo who probably was 50lbs lighter than Gruber. No matter though.

Gruber gets passed on the bike course

Kelly skipped the 100 yard dash and then participated in the obstacle course. He was penalized 5 seconds for being too pretty which put his 3rd place time down to 6th place. It didn’t matter though as Gruber had enough points to win the overall competition.

The final results:

1. Kelly Gruber, 31 points

2. Herschel Walker, 29 points

3. Gary Anderson, 26.5 points

4. Renaldo Nehimiah, 22 points

5. Merril Hoge, 17 points

6. Anthony Miller, 12.5 points

7. Barry Sanders, 12.5 points

8. Neal Anderson, 12 points

9. Jim Jensen, 4 points

10. Tim Wallach, 2 points

It should be against the law to look this good

 

The Superstars

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  • So basically Kelly likes his water sports… I wouldn’t expect the football players to be studs at swimming and rowing, but it takes a complete athelete like Gruber to take the title.

    Any other Jays do this event? I think I’ve seen Pat Tabler on ESPN classic.

    Nice off-beat article. Where did you get the photos from? (tell me you screen capped them!)

     

    (Had to spam release this, the comments are acting up today. I wonder if it has anything to do with taking away the e-mail address option in the comment section?) 

  • You’re not mistaken, Pat Tabler has indeed competed in the event. He was terrible though and couldn’t get out of his preliminary heat, finishing just behind Joe Carter in the 9th spot, but one ahead of last place Raghib Ismail, the loveable Rocket. Other notable baseball players to have competed include Hank Aaron, Ernie Banks, Johnny Bench, Vida Blue, George Brett, Jose Canseco, Rollie Fingers, Lenny Dykstra, Vince Coleman, Mike Flanagan (!!), Ken Griffey, super athlete Brian Jordan (who finished 6th), Pete Rose, Deion Sanders and the Yaz.

    I have been having problems with the commets too, taking away the email might be why.

  • Kasper

    I love Kelly! That dude made my teen years man. I worshipped the Jays when he played.

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  • kelly gruber

    Thanks for the pub! Those were some fun years! Life goes by so fast, enjoy every breath likes it’s your last!
    Peace