Blue Jays Wives & Girlfriends
*Editor’s Note: Spurred on by the success of the “Baseball’s Hottest Wives“ and “Top 10 Derek Jeter Bimbos” posts, our resident sleuth Mr. X (more of Mr. X’s work can be found here) went into deep cover to find out what kind of wives and girlfriends your favourite Jays are pulling in. The expressed opinions of Mr. X are those of Mr. X alone and do not necessarily reflect those of Mop Up Duty. Mr. X chooses to remain anonymous for the reason that should he be identified, it will compromise his ability to provide Mop Up Duty readers with the most intimate and cutting edge news stories. We at Mop Up Duty sincerely hope you are not offended by the contents of Mr. X’s posts.
Let’s begin shall we? It has been almost 2 years since I have graced the (web)pages of this fine website with my factually concrete reports. Rest assured MUD readers, I have been busy with this particular project. Weaselling my way into the Blue Jays’ family circle of trust in a way that even JP Ricciardi would be proud of, I bring to you Toronto Blue Jays Wives & Girlfriends. In the interest of maintaining confidentiality and not wanting to be a total dick (okay, I just don’t want to burn any bridges) I will not be displaying the names of the ladies. I’ll begin with current Jays (Alex Rios excepted).
Ricky Romero is dating Miss USA winner Rima Fakih:
Moving on. He’s not a full on Blue Jay yet but…..
Kyle Drabek is single and on the loose. Now is your chance to scoop him up on the ground level.
John Buck and his wife.
Jeremy Accardo with his wife Carly Lind. She is the daughter of Rogers Vice-Chairman Phil Lind.
Dustin McGowan and his absolutely stunning wife.
David Purcey with wifey.
Jose Bautista & his hot babe.
Aaron Hill’s main squeeze.
The woman who must grow tired of nursing Scotty Downs back to health.
From L to R: The spouses of Joe Inglett and Scott Downs.
The spouses of Shawn Camp and Jason Frasor.
The wives of Lyle Overbay, Scott Downs & Roy Halladay.
Batista, Rios, League, Camp, Frasor.
Now we move into the fringe. The following group consists of Jays prospects, Former Jays & Jays managers.
Current Milwaukee Brewer Joe Inglett on his honeymoon.
This lady is obviously a woman of many talents to land a stud such as Kelly Gruber.
Roy Halladay’s better half.
Signed out of the World Baseball Classic, Jays prospect Leon Boyd lean-ons this smily esposa.
AJ Burnett and his wife. She is real chummy with Brandon League’s wife as you can see here.
Tom Candiotti’s life partner.
I wonder if this is the girl who lived in the high rise where Alex threw stones to get her attention? Hola Alex!!
The wife of Shannon Stewart.
Former Jay and current Barrie Baycat Paul Spoljaric poses with his tag team partner.
Mike Timlin’s soul mate.
Josh Towers’ wife. A prime candidate for the Hot Chicks with Douchebags website.
Not really a wife picture, but I couldn’t pass up posting a picture of John Gibbons enjoying a special moment with his family many years ago.
Shea Hillenbrand’s wife who is a big animal person, just like Shea!
Troy Glaus and his horse-riding wife.
Last but certainly not least, the wife of fan favourite Eddie Zosky!
Check back tomorrow when I post pics of leftover wives that I found during my intensive research… if that is your thing.