Proof Clemens Used HGH
Mop Up Duty has recently employed the services of legendary detective Dick Tracy to get to the bottom of the Roger Clemens PED scandal.
In an adult, very large doses of HGH can cause the skull to thicken and the forehead and eyebrow ridge to become especially prominent. (1: Early Hum Dev. 1981 May;5(2):211-4.)
When presented with this information, Tracy didn’t have far to look. Known jewel thief/smuggler and known HGH abuser Littleface Finney has been hunted by the Private Dick for quite sometime. I now present to you an artist’s rendition of the aforementioned Littleface Finney:
Contrast this with a recent photo of accused PED abuser Roger Clemens:
The evidence is conclusive without a doubt. Any questions?
February 7, 2008
No questions.. It makes total sense, and I expect federal investigators to use that photo comparison..
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February 7, 2008
Ha, love it!
Finney kinda looks like Steinbrenner. Maybe George & Roger went halfies on some HGH.