Is Spencer Pratt moonlighting as the Red Sox closer?

For those of you who don’t know, Jonathan Papelbon is the Red Sox’ DB closer.  For those of you who don’t know, Spencer Pratt became famous for being a DB on MTV’s “The Hills.”  The similarities don’t end there as you will soon see:


Surely there can’t be more than one person in the world who sports the Beavis hairstyle – can there?

They both have the same eyes of a deranged predator that you fear you will run into in an underground parking garage.



They both love to dance, obviously.

Again with the rapist eyes.

They both like the ladies.

They have both perfected the DB face.


and finally, they both participate in DB behaviour that makes everyone hate them.  Yup, I am pretty sure they are the same person.




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  • Blue Jay Ex Pat

    Well Done Sir.
    I think you have unlocked the mystery of the Douche.