Kenny Powers Quotes | Entrance

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Kenny Powers ‘Real American’ Entrance:

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I should consider hiring KP for web design. He knows his image formats:

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Intro to the series from season one. Get me paid bitch!

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The greatest debate of our time:

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The best of Kenny’s sidekick, Aaron:

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Kenny’s home-made video for MLB teams:

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Outtakes:

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Kenny Powers for K-Swiss:

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Kenny Powers Quotes

Baseball related quotes from season two.

If this was America, you’d have a radar gun, and right now it would read 101…

Let’s face it guys, after midnight, this whole f*cking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice… This is a classic Cinderella tale here. Ya know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man, he’ll turn into a real boy. George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk. You guys will eventually just go back to bein’ the sh*ttiest Mexican baseball team in Mexico…

Over the course of my career, I’ve played on many different teams — some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not mentioning any names, but let’s just say that Seattle can tongue-kiss my sh*thole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk sh*t about how their fans suck, and their women have pancake t*tties.

Dollar Dollar bill y’all

KP Iphone App

Free home run derby style Iphone app. Looks pretty sweet.

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Kenny Powers Rookie Card

28 – 0 K/BB Ratio! Take that Cliff Lee

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106 strikeouts in 66 1/3 innings!  That’s good for 14.4 strikeouts for every 9 innings pitched.



Kenny Powers holds an honourary 4th-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do.  It wouldn’t happen to have anything to do with this would it?
Kenny’s last stop was in Seattle.  We all remember when Mackworthy lit him up for that game winning HR.

Kenny went from 165lbs to 210lbs in 4 years.

Kenny Powers Charros T-Shirt

Google Shops & particularly Ebay are filled with Charros merchandise.

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  • KP-55

    Once again I’m with the hottest chick in town, buyin the most expensive fashions, dinin in the fanciest food places, riding around on god damn jet skis. Rainin’ trim. Hallucinogens. Throwin’ heat. And getting laid.

  • Early

    I like how he started 49 games in 2003 but pitched only 63 innings.

    Whatever graphic designer made it, doesn’t know anything about baseball.

    • James

      so maybe I dont know much about baseball either then!! So you are saying that you can’t pitch more innings than games started?

  • “Let me get the praise, and just be satisfied with the fact that you will get the run-off panocha.”

  • Jess

    OK, I need to get this off my chest because it’s bugging the hell out of me. While I like the touch of adding the stats on the baseball card, they don’t make sense. There’s no way a pitcher could save 45 games and start 49 while only pitching 66 innings like it says Kenny did in his rookie year. You can’t get a save and a start in the same game. Plus, if a starter didn’t average at least 5 innings per start he wouldn’t make it very far. Those are relief numbers for sure. Plus, the Seattle card talks about him blowing a 15 run lead, when it says he only gave up 12 runs all year. Dammit, HBO should’ve let me make the stats for this.

    • nick

      First off it, says he participated in 62 games, that’s what the “G” stands for. Secondly, it says that he saved 49 games, that’s what the “GS” stands for. Also there is not a 45 anywhere in his stats, and you can get a win in a game without starting it if you are losing or tied when you enter the game. Third, just because a pitcher only gives up 12 runs all season doesn’t mean that he can’t blow a 15 run lead, there is such a thing as an unearned run. Finally, there is only one mistake that can’t have some way of explaining it away, and all you dumb shits missed it. While playing in the minors, he is shown to have participated in 15 games, yet he has 12 saves and 4 wins. Don’t worry though I’ll do the math for you useless dick smacks, 12 plus 4 equals 16, which means he participated in 16 games not 15. Now maybe you retarded assholes will shut the fuck up and use the internet for what it was intended, LOOKING UP PORN!

  • Kenny Powers likey the T&A