Eastbound & Down Video Clips, Images, Quotes, Etc
Kenny Powers ‘Real American’ Entrance:
I should consider hiring KP for web design. He knows his image formats:
Intro to the series from season one. Get me paid bitch!
The greatest debate of our time:
The best of Kenny’s sidekick, Aaron:
Kenny’s home-made video for MLB teams:
Kenny Powers for K-Swiss:
Kenny Powers Quotes
Baseball related quotes from season two.
If this was America, you’d have a radar gun, and right now it would read 101…
Let’s face it guys, after midnight, this whole f*cking place turns into a pumpkin, and you guys all turn back into mice… This is a classic Cinderella tale here. Ya know, Peter Pan will no longer be a man, he’ll turn into a real boy. George Washington will never be able to cut down the beanstalk. You guys will eventually just go back to bein’ the sh*ttiest Mexican baseball team in Mexico…
Over the course of my career, I’ve played on many different teams — some I liked, and some I really f*cking hated. I am not mentioning any names, but let’s just say that Seattle can tongue-kiss my sh*thole. The best way to get a new team on your side is to trash the last team you played for. Talk sh*t about how their fans suck, and their women have pancake t*tties.
Dollar Dollar bill y’all
KP Iphone App
Free home run derby style Iphone app. Looks pretty sweet.
Kenny Powers Rookie Card
28 – 0 K/BB Ratio! Take that Cliff Lee
106 strikeouts in 66 1/3 innings! That’s good for 14.4 strikeouts for every 9 innings pitched.
Kenny Powers holds an honourary 4th-degree black belt in Tae Kwon Do. It wouldn’t happen to have anything to do with this would it?
Kenny’s last stop was in Seattle. We all remember when Mackworthy lit him up for that game winning HR.
Kenny went from 165lbs to 210lbs in 4 years.
Kenny Powers Charros T-Shirt
Google Shops & particularly Ebay are filled with Charros merchandise.