Jesus Gonna Make Up My Dying Bed

In this case it may be Jesus Figueroa, longtime Jays coach who outfits me in the stylish coffin pictured above.

The Major League Baseball™ caskets will be coming soon. The teams featured on the caskets will coordinate with the urns already released. The first eight teams include the Atlanta Braves, Boston Red Sox, Chicago Cubs, Detroit Tigers, Los Angeles Dodgers, New York Yankees, Philadelphia Phillies and St. Louis Cardinals.
 
The caskets are crafted from our proprietary composite and decorated with various woods and metals. Like the urns, each casket is instantly recognizable for the team after which it is designed. The interior fabric features the team logo and colors for the pillow and fabric trim.
 
Patent pending.
 
Specifications: : A “half-couch” model. Dimensions:
22.5” H x 83” W x 28” D. Unit weight: approximately
160 pounds; 185 pounds boxed. Design subject to
change without notice.
MSRP: $4,499
 

If you want to round the bases into the afterlife surrounded by the most unique sports collectible ever, check out Eternal Image.