Jeter Strikes Out

Jeter Strikes Out

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Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have ended their relationship!


Trashy and substandard celeb gossip columnist Perez Hilton has reported that Yankees’ poster boy Derek Jeter is no longer dating God’s-gift-to-man Jessica Biel.

Both already seem to have moved on, though.

Baseballer and universally-hated-outside-NY Jeter allegedly hooked up with actress Gabrielle Union in the Bahamas this past weekend.

Meanwhile, Biel was flirting hardcore with Justin Timberlake at the Golden Globes last week, resulting in a big fight between the pop star and now ex-girlfriend Cameron Diaz.

And, the week before that, Biel was seen backstage at a Timberlake concert in San Diego.

So Jessica, it’s out of the fire and into the frying pan. It is one of the world’s greatest unsolved mysteries that she keeps going for these loser guys instead of stepping up to a real man (MopUpDuty’s very own Callum – yeaaaaaaaah boy!).  Even though she probably has a better fastball than yours truly, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for doing andro. She can play in my fantasy league any day.  Hello!!



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4 replies on “Jeter Strikes Out”
  1. says: sandy

    He is looking just fine to me. I’m glad he’s done with her. He’s too good for her, and needs a girl who will make him her #1. THere’s still hope for him and Vanessa to reconnect.

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