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Baseball’s Hottest Wives

Mr. & Mrs. Lima

 

After reading Callum’s Jose Lima articles and checking out Stephanie McGwire (Mark McGwire’s wife) over at Baseball Central, I began to start thinking about how lucky baseball players are that they can slay any woman they want and how I am cold and lonely with my only friends being Jack Daniel and Captain Morgan. Without further adieu, my list of Baseball’s hottest wives.

 

Curt and Shonda Schilling

Shonda Schilling

Curt Schilling’s wife, Shonda

 

The wives of Mark Kotsay, Mark Ellis and Eric Chavez

Jamie Kotsay

Mark Kotsay’s wife, Jamie

 

Frank Thomas and his wife Megan

Frank Thomas and his wife Megan

 

Debbie Clemens
Debbie Clemens
Roger Clemens' wife Debbie

Roger Clemens’ wife, Debbie

 

Johnny Damon's wife
Johnny Damon's wife
Johnny Damon's wife
Johnny Damon's wife

Johnny Damon’s wife, don’t know her name.. but it doesn’t matter!

…and now last, but certainly not least…..Mark McGwire’s super hot wife Stephanie…

Stephanie McGwire
Stephanie McGwire
Stephanie McGwire

 

What are your personal favourites among baseball player’s wives? Let us know in the comments section!!

 

Jose and Melissa Lima

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  1. jennifer said,

    on March 26th, 2007 at 3:34 pm

    MELISSA LIMA DEFINATELY!! she’s not only hot but she’s a total sweetheart.

  2. Early said,

    on March 28th, 2007 at 11:36 pm

    Is that Johnny Damon’s original wife or the one he got when he became a caveman in Fenway?

  3. chris said,

    on May 28th, 2007 at 8:45 pm

    all blonde bimbos with big tits. you guys don’t know what a beautiful woman is, nor would you ever deserve one.
    also nice use of a violent word to describe how baseball guys can get any woman they want. yr mired in misogyny. you sux. grow up.

  4. Bill Martin said,

    on December 24th, 2007 at 3:44 am

    I don’t know what that last comment means, but If misogyny means big tits — I am all for it!

  5. Joey said,

    on February 8th, 2008 at 4:35 pm

    Yeah, if you’re into silicon they’re beautiful women

  6. Drew said,

    on February 8th, 2008 at 6:08 pm

    You forgot uber tramp Anna Benson

  7. No fan of Rog said,

    on February 8th, 2008 at 11:25 pm

    Rog’s wife looks pretty buff. Look and that thigh. How a woman like that could use HGH is beyond me. She’d be hot without the needles.

  8. use a rubber said,

    on February 8th, 2008 at 11:54 pm

    Didn’t Jose Lima give a groupie herpes? As for his wife, some women will do anything for money.

  9. kris said,

    on February 9th, 2008 at 1:14 am

    None of these women have any butt, it’s all boobs. Do some squats you lazy bimbos.They look fake.
    Most of the guys are ugly so we all know that they married them for their fame & money.
    They all look the same just the girls in LA.
    I also can tell Clemons wife was using HGH, I’ve seen enough people out here in LA on it & you can see it in her face by the way her stomach looks compared to her non muscular leg.
    See guys all long as you have money you can have any of these gold digging bimboes & with these women their looks are not going to last unless you like that artificial tight face look when they get older.
    Sela Ward is a hot woman at the age of 50

  10. Ed said,

    on February 9th, 2008 at 12:28 pm

    They’re ALL VERY HOT…..

  11. JG said,

    on February 10th, 2008 at 8:37 pm

    Almost all rich black men, whether sports, media, or business, have hot white wives. This must piss black women off. But it also says something about them, doesn’t it?

  12. kzurski said,

    on February 11th, 2008 at 12:06 pm

    says something about who? the black men who like the white women? or the white women who will whore themselves for the money?

  13. steve said,

    on February 11th, 2008 at 3:06 pm

    All these babses are babealicious! As far as they’re looks not lasting, you’re right! That’s when you trade them in for a newer model!! Hahahha! I love all the women who right in that are clearly jealous. Fake tits, nose jobs, lypo, botox; I love it all as long as they stay looking that good!

  14. peter said,

    on February 13th, 2008 at 7:18 pm

    If the presence of cosmetic chemicals (silicone, etc) in these pics is any indication, the performance enhancing ones can’t be too far behind.

  15. Mick said,

    on February 13th, 2008 at 7:24 pm

    Tit`s and a body and great looks………………but can`t clean or cook
    bet they all have maids that cook,….and their all latin or black.

  16. Tim said,

    on February 13th, 2008 at 10:40 pm

    i remember that David wells had a hot wife but i can not find a pic of her on the internet - anyone scoop one up?

  17. ryan said,

    on March 5th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

    Kotsay’s wife gives me a boner.

  18. Mick said,

    on March 12th, 2008 at 3:12 pm

    Lynne Palmeiro is a classic MILF. I’m sure she reaped the rewards of Raffy’s potent mix of Viagra and steroids.

  19. Roger Lee said,

    on April 15th, 2008 at 1:42 pm

    Clearly these guys have no imagination — black, white whatever– they all want the same blonde bimbo type.

  20. Juan Rey said,

    on April 15th, 2008 at 1:53 pm

    “Almost all rich black men, whether sports, media, or business, have hot white wives. This must piss black women off. But it also says something about them, doesn’t it?”

    JG It says something about the black men or black women ?

  21. YankeeInMD said,

    on April 16th, 2008 at 9:09 am

    “Almost all rich black men, whether sports, media, or business, have hot white wives. This must piss black women off. But it also says something about them, doesn’t it?”

    One thing it might say is that in that social strata (wealth) you’ll be around more white women than any other type. But, the one immutable link in all this is MONEY!

  22. Anonymous said,

    on April 20th, 2008 at 8:49 pm

    These women are nothing but blonde bimbos. And got news for their husbands…Gravity eventually takes affect..And yes, it even affects the fake.

  23. The other woman said,

    on May 3rd, 2008 at 10:25 am

    Clemens’ wife is nasty, and well karma, my friend…doesn’t matter what you look like, there will always be another woman trying to take your place. Try marrying for love….

  24. HGH said,

    on May 10th, 2008 at 8:36 pm

    Can you say trophy wife?

  25. Jamie Kelly said,

    on June 11th, 2008 at 9:24 pm

    Nick Swisher’s girlfriend should be up there…now she is HOT


  26. on July 30th, 2008 at 9:17 pm

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