Blue Jays Wives & Girlfriends
*Editor’s Note: Spurred on by the success of the “Baseball’s Hottest Wives“ and “Top 10 Derek Jeter Bimbos” posts, our resident sleuth Mr. X (more of Mr. X’s work can be found here) went into deep cover to find out what kind of wives and girlfriends your favourite Jays are pulling in. The expressed opinions of Mr. X are those of Mr. X alone and do not necessarily reflect those of Mop Up Duty. Mr. X chooses to remain anonymous for the reason that should he be identified, it will compromise his ability to provide Mop Up Duty readers with the most intimate and cutting edge news stories. We at Mop Up Duty sincerely hope you are not offended by the contents of Mr. X’s posts.
Let’s begin shall we? It has been almost 2 years since I have graced the (web)pages of this fine website with my factually concrete reports. Rest assured MUD readers, I have been busy with this particular project. Weaselling my way into the Blue Jays’ family circle of trust in a way that even JP Ricciardi would be proud of, I bring to you Toronto Blue Jays Wives & Girlfriends. In the interest of maintaining confidentiality and not wanting to be a total dick (okay, I just don’t want to burn any bridges) I will not be displaying the names of the ladies. I’ll begin with current Jays (Alex Rios excepted).
Jose Bautista & his hot babe.
The Frasors.
Halladay’s better half.
Aaron Hill’s main squeeze.
Brandon League’s party girl wife.
Lind’s brown sugar (I hope she is not responsible for his fashion sense).
This young lady’s gentleman caller is Jesse Litsch.
Shaun Marcum and his corn-fed wife.
The Millars.
Mrs. Overbay.
I wonder if this is the girl who lived in the high rise where Alex threw stones to get her attention? Hola Alex!!
Here is Rzep and his lady friend.
Vernon Wells’ “rock.”
The woman who must grow tired of nursing Scotty Downs back to health.
From L to R: The spouses of Joe Inglett and Scott Downs.
The spouses of Shawn Camp and Jason Frasor.
The wives of Lyle Overbay, Scott Downs & Roy Halladay.
Batista, Rios, League, Camp, Frasor.
Now we move into the fringe. The following group consists of Jays prospects, Former Jays & Jays managers.
This lady is obviously a woman of many talents to land a stud such as Kelly Gruber.
Signed out of the World Baseball Classic, Jays prospect Leon Boyd lean-ons this smily esposa.
AJ Burnett and his wife. She is real chummy with Brandon League’s wife as you can see here.
Tom Candiotti’s life partner.
Dirk Hayhurst’s battery mate.
Despite being infected by Billy Koch’s Morgellon’s Syndrome, Koch’s wife still keeps him grounded. You know it is true love.
The wife of Shannon Stewart.
Former Jay and current Barrie Baycat Paul Spoljaric poses with his tag team partner.
Mike Timlin’s soul mate.
Josh Towers’ wife. A prime candidate for the Hot Chicks with Douchebags website.
Not really a wife picture, but I couldn’t pass up posting a picture of John Gibbons enjoying a special moment with his family many years ago.
Shea Hillenbrand’s wife who is a big animal person, just like Shea!
Troy Glaus and his horse-riding wife.
Last but certainly not least, the wife of fan favourite Eddie Zosky!
Check back tomorrow when I post pics of leftover wives that I found during my intensive research… if that is your thing.
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August 27, 2009
This post is amazing.
I want to see Mrs. Glaus!!
August 27, 2009
Your wish is my command. Please see above.
August 27, 2009
Forgot’ cecil’s fiance
http://www.wagrankings.com/jennifer-jones/
August 27, 2009
Another great reason to be a fan of Jason Frasor!
August 27, 2009
I don’t know what that’s funny, but it is.
August 27, 2009
That is to say why that’s funny. Do you think illiterate girls could be paid to ride horses too?
August 27, 2009
She’s already riding a horse in Troy Glaus! Wait, what?
August 27, 2009
I’m with Ian; Frasor did well for himself. R-Zep, too.
August 27, 2009
I hear Frasor’s wife is a bitch.
May 14, 2010
“X”, You’re SOOOO very wrong!
She is one of the sweetest girls i’ve ever met! She has a heart of gold.
August 27, 2009
In the A-Jay days, Karen Burnett was a mystery. And then I see her in US Weekly with Kate Hudson. Interesting.
Brandy Halladay is endlessly adorable.
August 28, 2009
Brandy Halladay is a saint.
August 28, 2009
Brandy Halladay is my favourite, hands down.
August 28, 2009
Is Rios’ woman the one the gave him HIV? The virus that leads to AIDS.
August 28, 2009
Joanna, now that you mention it I finally clued in about that Kate Hudson pic from a few weeks ago with Sabathia’s, Damon’s and Burnett’s wives all sitting in the front row on the third base side. I just assumed they were Kate’s gal pals. Good to see that Karen Burnett gets out and about every once in a while.
November 30, 2009
i love sasha league! awesome lady right there. and adorable little girls
March 22, 2010
That is NOT a picture of Billy Koch’s wife, nor does she or he have Morgellan’s.. try Lyme disease idiot
March 22, 2010
Easy Atari. Don’t have a teenage riot on me. ABC news seems to think so. http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2283503&page=1
If you can prove otherwise, be my guest.
April 15, 2010
Had to laugh when I was scanning the web for a project we are doing and came across this page -
May 9, 2010
Thanks for the update!!
May 24, 2010
Did you find anything about Travis Snider?