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That is, if you believe his tweets.
He follows that up with a re-tweet from his fangirl Jacob Palmer.
Is he referring to an upper deck blast at the SkyDome while with the Jays? Or the one he hit in the 1989 ALCS between Toronto and Oakland? If you would like to find out, you can follow him at @josecanseco on Twitter. …
From the better late than never department comes pictures of sweaty greaseball Brad Penny (pictured above) at the Turks & Caicos with his girlfriend of Dancing With The Stars Fame – Karina Smirnoff.
Because y’all love it.
Matt Kemp grabs hold and doesn’t let go.
Rihanna is Matt Kemp’s umbrella. ella. ella. eh? eh? eh? eh?
Holla atcha boy Mr. X!
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