Happy Robbie Burns Day
byHappy Robbie Burns Day In honour of Robbie Burns day, a day to celebrate Scotland’s most beloved poet, we bring you the names…
Warren Sawkiw Out, Alan Ashby In
byWarren Sawkiw Out, Alan Ashby In The Star reports that former Jays farmhand and current Fan 590 analyst Warren Sawkiw will be relieved…
Jeter Strikes Out
byJeter Strikes Out Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have ended their relationship! Trashy and substandard celeb gossip columnist Perez Hilton has reported that…
AL & NL Predictions
byAL & NL Predictions  With the remaining available free agents inconsequential (save Roger Clemens), I feel now I am able to throw down…
Kelly Gruber on “The Superstars”
byAfter thinking about my previous article, my all time Jays team, I remembered another instance where Kelly Gruber proved his unrivalled natural athleticism. It…
Effective Wildness : Part 2
byEffective Wildness : Part 2   Right off the bat, let’s take care of a couple of “choirsâ€. The effective wildness stat has…