January 26, 2007<December 9, 2009 Introducing Mr. X! by Callum Hughson Mop Up Duty is pleased to announce the latest addition to its roster of writers, Mr. X. However this latest blockbuster signing…
January 25, 2007<February 3, 2008 Happy Robbie Burns Day by Callum Hughson Happy Robbie Burns Day In honour of Robbie Burns day, a day to celebrate Scotland’s most beloved poet, we bring you the names…
January 25, 2007<February 3, 2008 Warren Sawkiw Out, Alan Ashby In by Callum Hughson Warren Sawkiw Out, Alan Ashby In The Star reports that former Jays farmhand and current Fan 590 analyst Warren Sawkiw will be relieved…
January 24, 2007<December 9, 2009 Jeter Strikes Out by Callum Hughson Jeter Strikes Out Jessica Biel and Derek Jeter have ended their relationship! Trashy and substandard celeb gossip columnist Perez Hilton has reported that…
January 24, 2007<January 24, 2007 AL & NL Predictions by Callum Hughson AL & NL Predictions  With the remaining available free agents inconsequential (save Roger Clemens), I feel now I am able to throw down…
January 19, 2007<February 5, 2010 The All Time Jays Team by Callum Hughson Yesterday Jays broadcaster Jamie Campbell put together his all time favourite Jays list. While not a bad list, I happen to disagree on a few…